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• Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.
• There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things.
• If Europe should ever be ruined, it will be by its warriors. -- Montesquieu
• Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out!
• Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...
• If you can't see the bright side, polish the dull side.
• Nobody with the intelligence to understand something with four thousand moving parts will ever become an auto mechanic.
  -- Charlie Kozak...
• I was working in a cosmetics shop. A woman came in looking for something to bring out her bright blue eyes.
  I gave her meat skewers. -- Hattie Hayridge...
• Nobody ever made any money by being paid once for something they had to do twice.
  -- Les McCabe, Amdahl New Zealand...