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• Nobody HAS to do anything. -- McCabe's law
• Once Again From the Top Correction notice in the Miami Herald
  Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982 and lost the money in a land swindle, that he had been charged with vehicular homicide, but acquitted because his mother said she drove the car, and that he stated that the funniest thing he ever saw was Flipper spouting water on George Wilson....
• Those of us who believe in the right of any human being to belong to whatever church he sees fi
  and to worship God in his own way, cannot be accused of prejudice when we do not want to see public education connected with religious control of the schools, which are paid for by taxpayers' money....
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
• funny money n. 1. Notional `dollar' units of computing time and/or storage handed to students at the beginning of a computer course
  also called `play money' or `purple money' (in implicit opposition to real or `green' money)....
• funny money: n. 1. Notional `dollar' units of computing time and/or storage handed to students at the beginning of a computer course
  also called `play money' or `purple money' (in implicit opposition to real or `green' money)....
• Line noise provided by Telecom New Zealand!
• New Zealand beer leaves one with a sheepish taste.
• Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?
  Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. Home...