(Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":)
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
No one's here, no one's home,
Leave a message, at the tone.
Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss,
Leave a message, you can reach us.
-- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
No one's here, no one's home,
Leave a message, at the tone.
Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss,
Leave a message, you can reach us.
-- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme
Related:
- Hello, this is the Computer Music Research Institute of
Portland,
Oregon. We can't take your call at the moment, but... - Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No,
it doesn't look as if I'm in right now. Maybe you... - How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand
the instructions.
Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I... - U2's "With or Without You":)
No one's here to answer the phone,
Leave a message at the tone, And we'll get back to... - Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat,
I am pimento loaf, leave me a message. -- Answering... - Computer generated voices:)
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone
right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just... - Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown
residence.
You now have two choices. Number one, you may leave... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just
eloped with her tape deck,
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything...
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Kirk:
"One of the advantages of being a thousand light years... - I believe there is a limit beyond which free speech cannot go,
but it's a limit that's very seldom mentioned. It's... - SADISM:
A sadist refusing to whip a masochist... - There's a lot of morons out there and this gotta be stopped.
If you look at the death penalty--we've got to start... - The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the roll.
Thiessman's Law of...
