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• Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong.
• The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten. -- Philip K. Saunde
• Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
• Cynics are right nine times out of ten; what undoes them is their belief that they are right ten times out of ten.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1
• I believe in instinct, not in reason. When reason is right, nine times out of ten it is impotent, and when it prevails, nine times out of ten it is wrong.
  -- A. C. Benso...
• If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten.
• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...