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  Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth)....
• Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth).
  Which is to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value....
• You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth. -- Nicklaus Wirth
• A fool, indeed, has great need of a title; it teaches men to call him Count and Duke, and to forget his proper name of Fool.
  -- Crowne...
• Satan; so call him now, his former name Is heard no more in heaven.
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• Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call.
  There is one direction in which all space is open to him. Ralph Waldo Emerso...
• Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
  or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....