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• It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
  Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth)....
• Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth).
  Which is to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value....
• 0307 Do you know Pascal? 0308 ... Modula-2? 0309 ..
  . Oberon? 0310 ... More that two Wirth languages? 0311 ....
• Why is Pascal a five cent language? That's how much a Nicholas Wirth (Niklaus Wirth) (nickel is worth).
• Wasn't there something about a PASCAL programmer knowing the value of everything and the Wirth of nothing?