Related:

• UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• HOURI, n. A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulma
  whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul....
• RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.
  A Tartar Emetic. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• POSITIVISM, n. A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our ignorance of the Apparent.
  Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest Mill and its thickest Spencer....
• IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary