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• Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.
  Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone....
• Look outside! The Sun is shining :-)
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.
• A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
• A girl's best friend is her mutter.
• Look at the world through DOS eyes!
• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....