DJ: Top of the hour, time for the morning news. But of course, there
_is_ no news yet. Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy
beds. Good night, everybody.
Bart: [groans] Oh...
{[walks to his parents' room]}
{Mom, will you make me breakfast?}
Marge: {[mostly asleep] There's a stuffed pepper in the trash from last
night. Just rinse it good.}
{[downstairs, the pets watch TV]}
{TV: Come home, Lassie. Here, boy! Come on, girl.}
{[the pets see Bart coming and quickly turn the TV off and
pretend to sleep]}
-- The secret nocturnal lives of pets, "Bart's Comet"
_is_ no news yet. Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy
beds. Good night, everybody.
Bart: [groans] Oh...
{[walks to his parents' room]}
{Mom, will you make me breakfast?}
Marge: {[mostly asleep] There's a stuffed pepper in the trash from last
night. Just rinse it good.}
{[downstairs, the pets watch TV]}
{TV: Come home, Lassie. Here, boy! Come on, girl.}
{[the pets see Bart coming and quickly turn the TV off and
pretend to sleep]}
-- The secret nocturnal lives of pets, "Bart's Comet"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room?
I did something last night I'm not proud of,
and I don't want the kids to hear it. Bart:... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops",
but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Bart: [bursting in] Mom! Dad!
Homer+Marge: Don't turn on the light!
Don't turn on the light! Bart: There's a UFO... - Homer: Aw, I need a hug.
[everyone pauses,
then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath?
Lisa: No,
not really. Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly... - Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time.
Homer: Oh, but Marge!
Knightboat, the _crime-solving_ boat. Marge: Homer... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out...
