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NEWSFLASH! Ellis Is *still* Dead!
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NEWSFLASH! Ellis is *still* dead!
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NEWSFLASH
Its 1993 and Elvis is still dead.
Lisa: Oats are what a champion thoroughbred eats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.
Homer: Newsflash, Lisa, Bart is not a horse!...
Cleveland still lives. God must be dead.
He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead.
CHICAGO: Where the dead still vote... early and often!
Dallas still lives. God MUST be dead.
