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• Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp. Apu: That's $1.
  85. Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu...
• Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food. Homer: Sold!
  -- Think of the money he's saving, "I Love Lisa...
• Homer: [annoyed] Is he still out there? Marge: Yes.
  He's raking leaves? Homer: What? That's _your_ job....
• Apu: There she is: the world's first convenience store!
  [points to store on top of mountain] Home...
• Marge: Apu, you've been so helpful. If it weren't for him, we'd still be in line at the Monstro Mart!
  Lisa: And he taught me how to play the Sheh'nai. [plays a snake- charmers instrument] Home...
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• Lisa: My dad is very sick. What's going to happen if he dies?
  Albright: Well, if he's been good, he'll go to heaven....
• Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
  -- Apu, "Lisa's Pony...
• Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
  -- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...