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• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - The SKM - Shit-Kicker Missile.
  When this baby hits them Iraqis, the shit really hits the fan!...
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - TXjet - Specially developed fighter/bomber for use by Texan pilots.
  It has an enlarged cockpit to cope with their hats....
• FM - Friendly missile - one of ours. The Allies now have friendly missiles fired from planes and ships pounding the Iraqi forces continuously.
  Friendly missiles are identified by a big smiling face painted on the warhead....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - BVM - now installed in all troop-transport planes, the BVM (Burger Vending Machine) now features the new IraqiBurger for only $
  1.45; it helps our forces feel at home. To fully simulate a Florida McDonald's environment a computer-controlled rifle installed in the plane can be programmed to fire at random....
• NEW ALLIED WEAPONRY - FBT - Fucking-big tank. This tank is 150 feet wide and 200 feet long
  and it's purpose is to make the ground war much simplified by simply running over enemy soldiers....
• New toxic, ozone-depleting, environment un-friendly **FLAVOURED AIR** Now available from Nippon-Murdoch Pty Ltd -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TARTAN Checked pattern that is far too loud, but permitted to be so because it's Scottish tradition.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Look - up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  No, it's a SCUD missile... -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....