Ned: Well, we sure could use a pooch to guard the flock at the
Flanderosa.
Skinner: It'd be nice to have some companionship when mother goes out on
dates.
Abe: We could use a new pet over at the home seeing as how we
accidentally killed that smart-mouth bird.
-- At the puppy giveaway, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Flanderosa.
Skinner: It'd be nice to have some companionship when mother goes out on
dates.
Abe: We could use a new pet over at the home seeing as how we
accidentally killed that smart-mouth bird.
-- At the puppy giveaway, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
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- Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.}
Skinner:
{Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath... - Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new
newspapers over the old ones,
are you? Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well... - Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of
irresponsibility take you?
Grandma: I soon found people who shared my views at... - Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?
Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee,... - Bart: Hey!
Homer: Don't worry: we'll catch him, or run him over trying!
Bart: Look! He's headed back to the greyhound racing... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge:
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now... - Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. ... - Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that...
