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• Never take top billing. You'll last longer that way. -- Bing Crosby
• And now, the Bing Crosby show, brought to you by the makers of Ex-Lax.
  ...a brief pause, and then Bing !!...
• Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
  -- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
• POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
  When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice....
• Politician, n.: An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared.
  When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice....
• It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha!
• Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach. -- Bing's Rule
• Bing's Rule: Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.