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• If you develop rules, never have more than ten. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• With the press, it is safest to assume that there is no "off the record." -- Donald Rumsfeld
• If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• Keep your sense of humor about your position. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• Don't speak ill of your predecessors (or successors) - you did not walk in their shoes.
  -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• If someone with a rural accent says, "I don't know anything about politics," zip up your pockets.
  -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• Where possible, preserve the President's options- he will very likely need them.
  -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• Don't play President - you're not. The Constitution provides for only one President.
  Don't forget it and don't be seen by others as not understanding that fact. -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• Chandler: [holding a tissue] And is this in case the house sneezes?
  Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic. Monica...