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• If someone with a rural accent says, "I don't know anything about politics," zip up your pockets.
  -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• Don't speak ill of your predecessors (or successors) - you did not walk in their shoes.
  -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• Don't worry--Cthulhu LIKES your sense of humor.
• When an idea is being pushed because it is "exciting," "new," or "innovative", beware.
  An exciting, new, innovative idea can also be foolish....
• I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
• You keep your equilibrium no matter what position you find yourself in.
• With the press, it is safest to assume that there is no "off the record." -- Donald Rumsfeld
• It's nice to be in a position where people apologize because they assume there's humor in your work, based on past experience, but they're not sure where it is.
  -- Rob Pike...
• Kirk: "Your sense of humor's come back." McCoy: "The hell it has.
  -- "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.3...