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• Never MOON a werewolf. -- Survival Tip #2
• Watch me moon that werewolf! -- Famous Last Word
• I was dating this girl for two years--and right away the nagging sta
  I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binde...
• My father said, "Mike, if you masturbate you'll go blind.
  I said, "Dad--I'm over here." -- Mike Binde...
• My parents sent my brother through law school. He graduated.
  Now he's suing them for wasting seven years of his life. -- Mike Binde...
• Honeymoon night was hot. She was moaning all night in ecstasy.
  Opening gifts: "An orange squeezer! Oh my God! A waffle maker!...
• You really never lose until you stop trying. -- Mike Ditka
• When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of that.
  -- Mike Harding, The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
• When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of ____that.
  -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...