I May Be Fat, But You Can't Jog Off Your Ugly Looks.
I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
I might be fat but you are ugly and I can diet.
Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
LEO (Jul. 23 to Aug. 22) Your presence, poise, charm and good looks won't even help you today.
Look over your shoulder; an ugly person may be following you....
You'll change your definitions of "fat" and "ugly" to save your self-respect.
She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
I don't care who you are fat man, get off my roof!!!!