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• There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
  She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
• A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
  -- Nancy Reaga...
• Gilooly said Nancy planed it for the sympathy/mercy vote.
• Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
  Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Ba...
• Lisa: Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish. Bart: Christmas is a time when people of _all_ religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
  [on TV, a commercial for a really violent video game plays] [a Liu Kang-like character fights against a tank, and dies] Kid...
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...