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Kliban's First Law Of Dining: Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head.
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Kliban's First Law of Dining:
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
1) Never try anything with tomatoes in it. 2) Never try anything bigger than your head.
3) Never, NEVER try anything that looks like vomit....
Never say anything more predictive than "Watch this!" -- First Law of Frisbee.
Never trust anybody whose arm is bigger than your leg.
Never eat anything that winks at you.
