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• Here kitty, kitty!!... -- Alf
• Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
• Never eat anything with suction cups. -- "Alf
• The only good cat is a stir fried cat. -- ALF
• Never eat in a restaurant where there's a photo of the chef with Sammy Davis, Jr. -- "Alf
• Like my old skleenball coach used to say, "Find out what you don't do well, then don't do it.
  -- "Alf...
• UNIVERSE: The problem.
• O John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, =`\&l
  after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill....
• The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.
  -- Mike Smith...