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• A diplomat and a stage magician are the two professions that have to have a high silk hat.
  All the tricks that either one of them have are in the hat, and all are known to other diplomats and magicians....
• The Army's got some new recruits. They wear high-heeled Army boots.
• Sheriff, we gotta catch Black Bart." "Oh, yeah? What's he look like?
  "Well, he's wearin' a paper hat, a paper shirt, paper pants and paper boots....
• What boots it at one gate to make defence, And at another to let in the foe?
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Samson Agonistes, Line 560...
• Sensors identify the device as a "Thigh Master", Captain.
• That's my baby in the White Boots.
• John: Uh oh. Something's gonna die. Homer: Butt out, Buttinsky.
  What would _you_ know about hunting? John: I know this much....
• That low man seeks a little thing to do, Sees it and does i
  This high man, with a great thing to pursue, Dies ere he knows it....
• Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!