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• New recruits to the Army have it tough, going from a water bed to an Army Cot.
• Your mother wears army boots. -- Famous Last Word
• Hide the gerbils! Here comes Clinton's new army!
• Bart: If there was some way to get rid of Flanders, would you want to come back?
  Skinner: Ehh, I must admit, I do miss the school. And frankly, the army isn't _quite_ as I remembered it -- [some recruits drive by in a tank....
• Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
  Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. Army: Would have got an A but I was sick....
• An Army travels on her stomach.
• A language is a dialect with an army and navy.
• A religion is a cult with an adequate army