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• There is no accounting for taste
• Lightspeed briefs: style and comfort for the discriminating crotch." -announce
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic.
  She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats....
• Most cheeses need work. I don't want to be in the same country as goat cheese.
  It always tastes the way a yak looks in one of those National Geographic specials....
• For the non-discriminating, non-judgemental, psychotic, all around Nut.
• If all things turned to smoke, the nose would be the discriminating organ. -- Heraclitu
• Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
  Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
• A cow eats without a knife.