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• Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party didn't miss the boat.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• What a man misses mostly in heaven is company. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• The church is always trying to get other people to reform
  it might not be a bad idea to reform itself. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• What is the chief end of man?--to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must. -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• What is the chief end of man? - to get rich. In what way?
  dishonestly if he can; honestly if he must....
• A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...