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• My Uncle Murray said you're a man when you can make love for as long as it takes to cook a chicken.
  -- David Steinberg...
• It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man to make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.
• It takes two to make a bargain.
• Burns: [whispering] This is the man with the lazy sperm?
  Smithers: Mm hmm. Burns: Ah, Simpson, you big virile son of a gun!...
• A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
  -- Fro...
• Having a beer can't make you pregnant. -- Men vs. Bee
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• Man's best friend tastes surprisingly like chicken. -- Northern Expose