My sister's asthmatic. In the middle of an asthma attack she got an obscene
phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
-- John Mendoza
phone call. The guy said, "Did I call you or did you call me?"
-- John Mendoza
Related:
- Call me if you need my phone
number... - OBSCENE PHONE CALL --
Aural sex... - Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here... - There was a phone call
for you... - SEXUAL HANGUP --
the termination of an obscene phone call... - I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates
should be their phone number.
So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell... - I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely,
I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.... - I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says,
"Well, what number did you dial?" "Well, did it ring... - She said I should think of her like a sister.
I said I did,
but not my sister...
From the same category:
- My eyes feel like pinballs,
my tongue feels like a fish... - Picard: What's that smell?
Worf:
Apologies,... - To tell a falsehood is like the cut of a saber; for though the wound may
heal,
the scar of it will remain. -- Saadi (1184... - SMILEY
:^) smiley with
pointy nose... - A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
Alfred...
