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• I got a ticket the other day...I pleaded insanity. The judge asked me why, and I asked him, 'would any sane person park in the passing lane?
  ' I asked, 'Judge, nice day, isn't it?' He said yes....
• A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.
• Eternal Vigilance Is The Price of Liberty" used to mean we watched the government - not the other way around.
  -- Bill Stewa...
• Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest.
  ..And bigger boobs! Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine....
• Is there a lawyer in the house? Yes? [BANG] Okay, any more?
• Real programmers don't drive cars, or any other complicated mechanical contrivance.
  Walking or bicycling are okay. If a real programmer's bicycle breaks down he has a technician fix it....
• You have just as much chance for success on this day as on any other, so make it a good one.
• A rose by any other name would...be something else. -- Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.