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• I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".
• I know nothing about it; I am my own ancestor. -- Junot, Duc D'Abrantes (1771-1813)
• Well, there were sixty-eight people there, and sixty-two of them had no more desire to throw a stone than you had.
  Satan! Oh, it's true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep....
• Indian #1: Thank you. I just wish Ben and Hoss and Little Joe and Hop Sing and Sheriff Roy and all your favorites could be alive today to see this wonderful turnout.
  Indian #2: You know, on the series, we were always trying to kill the Cartwrights....
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....
• My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa.
  Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31....
• Apu: Today, I am no longer an Indian living in America.
  I am an Indian-American. Lisa: You know, in a way, all Americans are immigrants....
• The problem can't be mine. I am the sysop.
• One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back.
  Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties....