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• I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
  ~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702...
• If I don't know your name, how am I supposed to tell my diary about you?
• My first American ancestor, gentlemen, was an Indian-an early Indian.
  Your ancestors skinned him alive, and I am an orphan....
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• I am a Queen, but I have not the power to move my arms." ~~ Louise, Queen of Prussia, d. 1820
• I have nothing to declare except my own genius. -- Oscar Wilde
• I have ways of making money that you know nothing of. -- John D. Rockefelle
• Nothing is beautiful unless it is large. Vastness and immensity can make you forget a great many weaknesses.
  -- Emperor Napoleon I, predicting the development of X-window in 1813...
• There is nothing to write about, you say. Well, then, write and let me know just this,--that there is nothing to write abou
  or tell me in the good old style if you are well. That 's right....