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• IMHO: In My Honest Opinio
• Abe: And just feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial from my own flesh and blood, the son that puts the fun in Simpson & Son, my son, Barney!
  Barney: [walks out from behind a curtain] I used to be a fat, disgusting slob....
• My 4 food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar & fat.
• My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
• There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
• Who's The Scumbag That Siphoned The Blood Out Of My Cat!?
• In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
  -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• My doctor says my blood type is C double-positive.
• Honest teacher. A virus really DID eat my homework!