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• You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patients.
• First Principle for Patients: Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is or how to treat it.
• he doctor that prescribed sex for insommia? His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had more fun staying awake.
  -- Hear about......
• Hear about... the doctor that prescribed sex for insommia?
  His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had more fun staying awake....
• Q: "Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you.
  -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Did you hear about the ingenious doctor that prescribed sex for insomnia.
  His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had more fun staying awake....
• According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
• The following appeared in a medical newsletter. "Doctors have long suspected that secondary infections may keep some patients from healing quickly after severe muscle strain.
  This hypothesis has now been proved by preliminary results of a study of two groups of patients....
• Yes, well, according to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
  -- 3rd Doctor, THE DAEMONS...