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• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• Women in Utah must remember that state law prohibits heels over one and a half inches high.
• When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.
  When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. -- Warren Farrell...
• Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this tag.
• In Kentucky, the law plainly states that every citizen must take a bath at least one time each year, need it or not.
  People from Kentucky always were a little uppity....
• Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
• The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.