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• Problems which have arisen from the use of computers.
  The computers use of lot of electricity - well more than a filing cabinet....
• A novice went into the master's cubicle and saw a new computer sitting upon the master's desk.
  "What is that computer?" asked the novice. The master placed his hand upon a small box that was connected to the computer by a wire....
• Have you locked your file cabinet?
• Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• Filing is concerned with the past; anything you actually need to see again has to do with the future.
  -- Katharine Whiteho...
• You have too mech room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabine
• Dear No 24601... I need a man, and I cannot find one among the law-abiding.
  I have a steady job and a lucrative hobby filing nuisance lawsuits....
• It was as dark as the inside of a cabinet minister....