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• Meredith's Law for Grad School Survival: Never let your major professor know that you exist.
• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
• And if You exist, why do you let your Evil churchs exist?
  ???" -- Michael S. Schechter "Maybe because He is a libertarian?" -- Mike Van Pel...
• Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management.
• Never let your willpower get the best of you.
• If you know someone who has had a moustache for more than three years, never let that man sleep on your sofa.
• You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
• What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?
  -- Erica Jong, "Fear of Flying...