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• We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise
  aid Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do our best to make him feel that he ought to be ashamed of himself....
• Personally, I was shocked to discover our plastic surgeon was an alcoholic.
  "Yes, he raised quite a few eyebrows." -- The Cowboy Wally Show...
• The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.
  -- Eric Hoffe...
• A fly bit the bare pate of a bald man, who in endeavouring to crush it gave himself a hard slap.
  Then said the fly jeeringly, "You wanted to revenge the sting of a tiny insect with death...
• What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company.
• Mr. Coolidge is the best Democrat we ever had in the White House.
  He didn't do nothin', but that's what we wanted done. -- Will Roge...
• The most peaceable way for you if you do take a thief, is to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
• He did not mean to be cruel. If anybody had called him so, he would have resented it extremely.
  He would have said that what he did was done entirely for the good of the country....