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• Have you hugged your motherboard today?
• Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!
• Your motherboard wears COM.BAT reboots!
• Your latest program has been judged UNTASTEFUL by the T demon; and automatically deleted.
• You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
• Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
  Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...
• Now she speaks rapidly. "Do you know *why* you want to program?
  He shakes his head. He hasn't the faintest idea....
• If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. ARETINO
• If you ever become a parent..can I have one of your puppies?