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• Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. -- Lazarus Long
• Money is the sincerest of all flattery. -- Lazarus Long
• Often the young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty", "meaningless", or dishonest", and scorn to use them.
  No matter how "pure" their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work to well at best....
• Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
  -- The Notebooks of Lazarus Long...
• Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash. -- Lazarus Long
• Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long
• Budget the luxuries first! Lazarus Long
• For women, "equality is a disaster." -- Lazarus Long
• Rub her feet. -- Lazarus Long