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• QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another -- usually about as many times as it can be got there.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• I trust MY judgement. I'm not sure about yours.
• Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket...
• Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. -- Confucius Say
• May you get the winning lottery ticket and a hole in your pocket.
• Inflation: being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.
• There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.
  He explained this to a man who answered one door....