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• Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns.
• Give me some sugar, baby.
• Give a student a modem and you give them the world.
• Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
• Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies.
  If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever....
• Before I go to bed, I want some milk and cookies.
• Hey! Some fat guy stole my milk and cookies!
• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• Kraash yaw animees. See dem driffen buhfore me, und hear da lamentashuns uff dere wimmen.
  -- Conan the Barbarian (in Arnie-speak)...