Related:

• I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! - Stinky Wizzletea
• One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
• Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
• One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
• Don't put all your eggs in one baske
• How many teenage girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it....