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Misfortune, N.: The Kind Of Fortune That Never Misses.
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Misfortune, n.:
The kind of fortune that never misses.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Misfortune, n. The kind of fortune that never misses.
MISFORTUNE: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
ENCOMIAST, n. A special (but not particular) kind of liar.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others....
IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...