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• Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• PREVARICATOR, n. A liar in the caterpillar estate. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• LEARNING, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
• Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...