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• Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
• Misfortune, n. The kind of fortune that never misses.
• Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
• Misfortune, n.: The kind of fortune that never misses.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• It misses!
• A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.
• Loosen up; the unaimed arrow never misses.