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  -- B.C....
• Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
• If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling
  if you can use either one, it's a miracle. -- Adam...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
• Nothing can help this story. . .
• SLH paws at the front door] Marge: OK, you can go out and play, but no more you-know-what in front of the house, all right?
  [the dogs run out] Hey! What'd I just say?...
• Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
• Blood flows down one leg and up the other.