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• Daniel Webster struck me much like a steam-engine in trousers.
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• Drop your trousers here for best results. -- Seen on a dry cleaner's window
• The government of the Supporter will finance your travel, and you will be able to leave tomorrow morning.
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• I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
• And had a face like a blessing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book ii, Chap.
  iv...
• Forget about the question of just who wears the trousers in your household.
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