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• A ferret in the trousers is worth two in the bush.
• It's a lot better then having a FERRET in yer trousers!
• A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
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• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
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• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
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