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• JOHN CLEESE PLAYED
• ERIC IDLE PLAYED
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
  He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone....
• TERRY GILLIAM PLAYED
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
  Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....
• WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
  Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• clop clop] ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR
  Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?...