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• The most common form of illegal gambling is crossing the street in the middle of the block.
• PRO: Not getting caught in the middle of street fights.
  CON: No more street fights. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
• I was standing on the corner of the street, as quiet as quiet could be.
  When a great big ugly man came up--and tied his horse to me. -- Bea Lillie...
• Ned: Well, I'm convinced. The house stays. Lovejoy
  This house is a very, very, very fine house. -- In the middle of the street? "Bart After Dark...
• During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• A man on a street corner, selling flowers, wearing sunglasses, holds a sandwich board that read
  Roses are red Violets are blue At least that's what they tell me Because I'm blind....
• I already have a hundred gifts to distribute at Christmas--my Christmas seals have arrived .
  .. I wanted our street to have the prettiest Christmas decorations in the neighborhood, so I strung colored balls from house to house all the way down the block....