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• It's who you look like, not who you are.
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• How many furries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
  You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
• Women who desire to be like men, lack ambition.
• Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....